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{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}

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{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}

{"fact":"A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.","length":116}

{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}

{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}

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Guinea competed at the 2023 World Aquatics Championships in Fukuoka, Japan from 14 to 30 July.

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