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{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}

{"fact":"A cat's hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":60}

{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}

{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}

{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}

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{"fact":"Not every cat gets \\high\\\" from catnip. Whether or not a cat responds to it depends upon a recessive gene: no gene\"","length":115}

{"fact":"The leopard is the most widespread of all big cats.","length":51}

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{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}

{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}

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